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Imus Does Laura Ingraham And Talks About,  
Well Everything

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Imus on President Obama;

Is a nice guy,
He’s a nice looking Guy,
Likes his final four picks,
He doesn’t know what he’s doing!

Imus on the new Washington crowd;

I’m tired of hearing about how smart they all are,
Best and the brightest are the dumbest bastards in the room!

Laura asks Imus about his cancer and how he’s doing;

Dying thats how I’m doing,
Going out to San Francisco to have someone examine my prostate,
How do you think I’m doing? I’m not doing well!

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Imus Interview
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According to the I-Man the diagnosis is Stage II Prostate Cancer.  Not the result of common causes such as diet, since Imus has been on a cancer preventing health diet for over 10 years.  According to Imus it could have been caused by stress brought on by Les Moonves or Phil Griffin or that “fat pig Al Sharpton”.

Prostate Cancer WIKI|Here

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I-Fav, To Fast Until End of Nation’s Economic Crisis

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Dick Gregory, 76, world famous activist, author, lecturer and comedian, appeared on the radio and television shows of Don Imus … this morning and made an historic announcement in connection with what he called “the inexcusable crisis of humanity in connection with the tragic state of the this country’s economy as a result of the past eight years of greed, arrogance and fear-mongering,” Gregory said.  Press Release Click|Here

During today’s program Dick Gregory mentioned how terrible Government  Cheese is.   Wondering what Govt Cheese tastes like?  Imagine an artificial substitute for Velveeta Cheese, that’s Govt Cheese.  Of course preparing a grill cheese sandwich increases the edibility of the product, as long as you have a little Govt Oleo and bread.   No bread no problem, just spread some mustard on a slice of that cheese product and enjoy! 

Back when my little bros and I would dine on Govt Cheese there was no Internet  so we did not have access to all the wonderful ideas for preparing G-Cheese.  Amazingly Kraft alone has 136 recipes in their Velveeta Featured Recipes!!!

From The Desk Of  X

Mr. Gregory,  while fasting maybe you could pen a letter to the President Obama and ask him to revise the mark to market rule, crack down on credit swaps as well as other forms of derivatives, end naked shorts and stop Fannie and Freddie from handing out mortgages to people who can’t afford them.  That would make this Govt Cheese eater feel better anyway. ChanX

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